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Saw (2004)

This review might as well count for every Saw movie (even more so with the later ones). This film series is at the apex of morbid curiosity. You never want to stop watching no matter how bad the movie is or how shitty it makes you feel. Cool idea, but please don't watch.

Comments (16)

  1. MikkoP Torture porn sucks. Stop feeding this genre.
    November 7, 2012
  2. MikkoP If you like gore than more power to you (I enjoy it myself) but just watching a helpless person get cut up is really not fun for me.
    November 7, 2012
  3. MildredFierce Agreed, but I don't think you can say this ought to count for every Saw movie. This one had it going on.
    November 7, 2012
  4. jordan Definitely. Saw I and the rest of the franchise should be separated into two categories. Like Rambo.
    November 7, 2012
  5. brock I think Saw, as a stand-alone movie is great. It really worked. But yeah, all the Saws afterwards are geared for people into tentacle porn and what-not.
    November 7, 2012
  6. jordan Torture porn does not equal tentacle porn.
    November 7, 2012
  7. brock If you're into tentacle porn, you're into torture porn. You like "Classic Rock", therefore you also like "Rock Music". This movie is the Eagles of Torture porn.
    November 7, 2012
  8. MikkoP Hey, I like tentacle porn as much as everyone else in the room, but yeah...they are a bit not the same. Also I will admit to jumping the gun a bit on this review.
    November 7, 2012
  9. ross Jumpin in her' late: Y'all be wrong! Shit her' be good! Real good! Y'all don' knaw a goo' horrrrr when yar see it.
    November 8, 2012
  10. ross Seriously though, this one was right on. Genuinely refreshing. Don't hate the movie, hate the series.
    November 8, 2012
  11. ross Just realized most of you actually agree #1 is a cut above the rest.
    November 8, 2012
  12. MildredFierce Many cuts above.
    November 8, 2012
  13. jordan Are these Saw puns? Or are we all just agreeing with one another? All except for Robert "Tentacles" Brockie.
    November 8, 2012
  14. brock Getting fucked by a squid is torture! Similar to being Danny Glover in 2004.
    November 8, 2012
  15. MikkoP Ok, when you were just saying that tentacle porn is similar (or exactly the same) to torture porn I was fine with that. But saying that the beautiful eroticism that can happen between a squid and any other creature is torture, that crosses a very clear line. Hundreds, maybe even tens or "a few" people are in a sexual relationship with a squid and the feeling of freedom they have, you could only dream of in your cold calloused squidoanyotherthingphilic heart
    November 8, 2012
  16. MikkoP squidoanyotherthingphobic*
    November 8, 2012

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