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Prometheus (2012)

This survives only on the collective hopes and dreams of those of us that wanted to see another Alien. It plays out like it was written by 15 people, none of whom had ever seen Alien, and none of whom had ever written anything requiring more plot than a toothpaste commercial.

Comments (7)

  1. jordan It feels so good to get that off my chest.
    November 23, 2012
  2. ross Great stuff. Where a like button when you need it?
    November 23, 2012
  3. brianhorrible Worth the wait.
    November 28, 2012
  4. ross <reblog></reblog>
    November 28, 2012
  5. jordan I love that Burnreel is setting the world straight on Prometheus. Years ahead of it's time.
    November 28, 2012
  6. Nougat_Jesus Apart from the partial birth-abortion scene, this was a lot less engaging than the Alien. It really felt apart at the end.
    February 24, 2013
  7. smitty you're right on the money with this review, jordan.
    April 11, 2013

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