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The 13th Warrior (1999)

I went in with the expectation to see a romantic/adventure/suspense/thriller/mystic arts type flick. What I got was headless bear-guys who were pissed off about something that we never found out. And these Thor-looking Norse guys who farted and hacked off heads and not much else.

Comments (2)

  1. Nougat_Jesus Ignore for a second the lack of authentic costuming, the fact that surely the vikings would have noticed that huge herd of horses living just over the hill, the fact that the baddies were reject Moorlocks from The Time Machine. Ignore the plotholes you could helicopter the Titanic through sideways. There were lots of hunky men with long long hair and enormous... swords, running around doing heavy breathing
    February 20, 2013
  2. Nougat_Jesus I wish I had long long hair and enormous sword. All I've got is this sexy streamlined hair and a monstrous penis. sigh. You may genuflect.
    February 20, 2013

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