I watched the incredibly disturbing "Ilsa She-Wolf of the SS" with a friend of mine a few summers ago. Then in September, I went to a wedding with the same friend in Arizona.
Nougat_JesusI was sort of spacing out when suddenly, I felt my friend's bony elbow sticking in my ribs. I turned to say, "what the fuck?" when suddenly, I found my eyes locked with none other than Dyanne Thorne, Ilsa herself. Ilsa was performing the fucking ceremony!
March 12, 2013
Nougat_JesusI talked to her later and found out that she "found God" (but not your average-Joe God, or course. Something a little more kooky and mystical.) She last worked in film in 1987 and since then has been living the peaceful life of the cloth. Amazing.
March 12, 2013
Nougat_JesusApparently a bunch of former porn and softcore people can be found doing God's work nowadays. I read an article about it not too long ago-- will post URL if I can find it.
The author's perhaps unflattering analysis was that these were mostly pathetic geeks who missed the attention once their saleability went on the wane, and a lot of the "ministries" like Oral Roberts and whatnot gave them a second chance at public attention. (By attacking their present and former colleagues and a way of life that worked when they were being paid for it.)
Not to say that the porn industry isn't fucked up, but becoming a blow- dried shill for Oral Roberts isn't much of a change.
You may genuflect.
March 12, 2013
Nougat_JesusSomeone asked me how she looked. Ilsa has certainly aged, but she was always pretty frightening to look at, so the effects of father time are probably not responsible for her terrifying visage.
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