Peter Farmer was born in Cardiff, Wales, and raised in England, Scotland, America, and Canada. Painting isn’t so much what Peter does, it’s what he is. He recognized this at the age of seventeen, decided to devote himself to it, and that was that.

I can't enjoy anything, and I like to demonstrate that fact with movie reviews. My ratings are the maximum of their objective cinematic quality and how much I enjoyed them.

I work here.

They're all good, except when they're not. Lover of genre film. Grades like a teacher, under 50's a fail, over 50's a pass. Gentleman critic despite not owning any horses. Doctor of Zingology. Too poor for the Netflix free trial.

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kill the bosses, kill the priests, kill the shepherds, save the sheep.

That's a spice meatball

Things I like: Film grain, Paul Thomas Anderson, whip zooms, wide shots, patient writers, free snacks, talking about movies, cats, re-enacting scenes from awesome movies, Steve Buscemi. Things I dislike: Sleeping on wet hair, Michael Bay, overused dutch tilts.

Definitely a hater.

Cinephile. Scientist. Mostly Harmless.