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I can't enjoy anything, and I like to demonstrate that fact with movie reviews. My ratings are the maximum of their objective cinematic quality and how much I enjoyed them.

They're all good, except when they're not. Lover of genre film. Grades like a teacher, under 50's a fail, over 50's a pass. Gentleman critic despite not owning any horses. Doctor of Zingology. Too poor for the Netflix free trial.

I'm just a girl

Current member of 90's era rock out fit FFUD. Often seen milling around McGill, Plateau dive bars, cheap golf courses, and fun softball parks.

That's a spice meatball