//developer//runner//samosa eater//co-founder

I can't enjoy anything, and I like to demonstrate that fact with movie reviews. My ratings are the maximum of their objective cinematic quality and how much I enjoyed them.

Montreal #traveler, #Mexican proud, javascript/html5/css3 discoverer, software #developer

Reviews based entirely on how much I enjoyed something. This is how I am allowed to give 'Clueless' a 100.

Moving images are fun to look at

I work here.

Things I like: Film grain, Paul Thomas Anderson, whip zooms, wide shots, patient writers, free snacks, talking about movies, cats, re-enacting scenes from awesome movies, Steve Buscemi. Things I dislike: Sleeping on wet hair, Michael Bay, overused dutch tilts.

Definitely a hater.

That's a spice meatball

I work on a log scale <50 is terrible , 70-80 is average and the only 100 I will ever give is also the last movie I will ever watch.

I'm just a girl

They're all good, except when they're not. Lover of genre film. Grades like a teacher, under 50's a fail, over 50's a pass. Gentleman critic despite not owning any horses. Doctor of Zingology. Too poor for the Netflix free trial.

Friend.

Y'all don't know what it's like, being male, middle class and white.