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I can't enjoy anything, and I like to demonstrate that fact with movie reviews. My ratings are the maximum of their objective cinematic quality and how much I enjoyed them.

Reviews based entirely on how much I enjoyed something. This is how I am allowed to give 'Clueless' a 100.

kill the bosses, kill the priests, kill the shepherds, save the sheep.