They're all good, except when they're not. Lover of genre film. Grades like a teacher, under 50's a fail, over 50's a pass. Gentleman critic despite not owning any horses. Doctor of Zingology. Too poor for the Netflix free trial.

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hello.

I can't enjoy anything, and I like to demonstrate that fact with movie reviews. My ratings are the maximum of their objective cinematic quality and how much I enjoyed them.

I work here.

Cinephile. Scientist. Mostly Harmless.

Texting during movies is the only crime that warrants capitol punishment.

Reviews based entirely on how much I enjoyed something. This is how I am allowed to give 'Clueless' a 100.

I'm a fan of most genres, however horror, suspence and mystery are on the top on my list. And anything with Al Pacino, of course.