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I can't enjoy anything, and I like to demonstrate that fact with movie reviews. My ratings are the maximum of their objective cinematic quality and how much I enjoyed them.

I like stamp.

VD: A Great Catch!

Reviews based entirely on how much I enjoyed something. This is how I am allowed to give 'Clueless' a 100.

They're all good, except when they're not. Lover of genre film. Grades like a teacher, under 50's a fail, over 50's a pass. Gentleman critic despite not owning any horses. Doctor of Zingology. Too poor for the Netflix free trial.

That's a spice meatball

I work on a log scale <50 is terrible , 70-80 is average and the only 100 I will ever give is also the last movie I will ever watch.