Things I like: Film grain, Paul Thomas Anderson, whip zooms, wide shots, patient writers, free snacks, talking about movies, cats, re-enacting scenes from awesome movies, Steve Buscemi.
Things I dislike: Sleeping on wet hair, Michael Bay, overused dutch tilts.
They're all good, except when they're not. Lover of genre film. Grades like a teacher, under 50's a fail, over 50's a pass. Gentleman critic despite not owning any horses. Doctor of Zingology. Too poor for the Netflix free trial.
I can't enjoy anything, and I like to demonstrate that fact with movie reviews.
My ratings are the maximum of their objective cinematic quality and how much I enjoyed them.
