They're all good, except when they're not. Lover of genre film. Grades like a teacher, under 50's a fail, over 50's a pass. Gentleman critic despite not owning any horses. Doctor of Zingology. Too poor for the Netflix free trial.
I can't enjoy anything, and I like to demonstrate that fact with movie reviews.
My ratings are the maximum of their objective cinematic quality and how much I enjoyed them.
Peter Farmer was born in Cardiff, Wales, and raised in England, Scotland, America, and Canada. Painting isn’t so much what Peter does, it’s what he is. He recognized this at the age of seventeen, decided to devote himself to it, and that was that.
Movies I like: pretty much anything except horror movies. Will never watch Paranormal Activity! Best movie ever is Transformers, sorry to everyone who hates Michael Bay, something about Optimus Prime kicking ass brings me back to watching Saturday morning cartoons as a kid. Don't judge me!
Things I like: Film grain, Paul Thomas Anderson, whip zooms, wide shots, patient writers, free snacks, talking about movies, cats, re-enacting scenes from awesome movies, Steve Buscemi.
Things I dislike: Sleeping on wet hair, Michael Bay, overused dutch tilts.
I watch any decent film, from documentaries to foreign films. Fluent in 4 languages, I prefer watching films in their original language where possible.
Everyone's entitled to their opinion, so don't hate me because you disagree with my review. What else? Ah yes, I used to work in the film industry.
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